Sorry the party is over, but can I help with the cleanup?
Hate to leave such a mess here. There’s feathers, empty bottles, whipped cream, and what’s this chocolate syrup, lying all around here.
You relax, I’ll take care of this(I’ll even wash up the dishes)
Take care and congrats again.
See you Saturday 
Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Walley
weirddave please be advised before you think to long and hard about a private orgy with my WIFE I have access to weapons and have no problem using them! :mad: :eek: 
have a nice day!
< wanders in with a firehose in one hand and leaf blower in the other >
I’m ready to help with the clean up! 
Great party, BTW!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
VB whirls around, and slinging his king size pillow at Falcon, hits her right behind the knees, knocking her base over apex…Bwahahahahahahahha! Gotcha, sweetie!
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
Ummmm, Dave, I’ll be handing Mr. Bear the spare clips… That’s a little over the line old son…
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
He’s HERE!!! He’s here!!! Hi, honey!!! He’s here!!! He’s here!!! Happy, Happy!!!
Everyone, let me be the first to introduce my husband, Mr Bear.
So glad you could join us, dearest!!
Thank you, btw, but it wasn’t necessary. weirddave was only kidding. He knows I’m married, so does everyone else.
And, VB, my buddy, thank you too for the offer, but it won’t be needed.
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
So, you’re the Mr. Bear I’ve heard so much about!
< extend hand > Nice to metcha! You’re wife is a truly classy lady, and a great addition to this here board of loonies.
< whispers >he’s been very subtle about this, but she’s really missed ya, BTW.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Yes, She talks about you a lot. It was a joke. I’m am truly sorry if anyone saw it any other way. Mea Culpa.
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Good evening all!! Decided to take you up on your offer PB, thanks! Where’s the beer??
weirddave, thank you for that. I knew you were only kidding, honest.
It was kinda fun to see him a little jealous for a change.
I love you, dearest. Only you.
dragonlady, hi! Welcome to the party! Here’s a cold one form the fridge, hope you like it, Surg brought it. Thank you, Surg!
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
VB thanks for the offer, but the weapons I had in mind, well lets just say there not hand held!(I was Air Force, we hit targets from 35k feet up)
Weirddave if i thought for a nano second that it was more than a joke you would not be able to read this now. when you get to know me (most people never do) you will find that my humor is different.
until the next time, from the farside!
Remember the first rule of medicine
“ALL BLEEDING STOPS EVENTUALLY!”
VB thanks for the offer, but the weapons I had in mind, well lets just say there not hand held!(I was Air Force, we hit targets from 35k feet up)
Weirddave if i thought for a nano second that it was more than a joke you would not be able to read this now. when you get to know me (most people never do) you will find that my humor is different.
until the next time, from the farside!
Remember the first rule of medicine
“ALL BLEEDING STOPS EVENTUALLY!”
VB thanks for the offer, but the weapons I had in mind, well lets just say there not hand held!(I was Air Force, we hit targets from 35k feet up)
Weirddave if i thought for a nano second that it was more than a joke you would not be able to read this now. when you get to know me (most people never do) you will find that my humor is different.
until the next time, from the farside!
Remember the first rule of medicine
“ALL BLEEDING STOPS EVENTUALLY!”
VB THANKS FOR THE OFFER, BUT THE WEAPONS I HAD IN MIND, WELL LETS JUST SAY THERE NOT HAND HELD!(I WAS AIR FORCE, WE HIT TARGETS FROM 35K FEET UP)
WEIRDDAVE IF I THOUGHT FOR A NANO SECOND THAT IT WAS MORE THAN A JOKE YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO READ THIS NOW. WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW ME (MOST PEOPLE NEVER DO) YOU WILL FIND THAT MY HUMOR IS DIFFERENT. :rolleyes:
Remember the first rule of medicine
“ALL BLEEDING STOPS EVENTUALLY!”
Hi, honey! So glad you were able to stop back by again. Thanks for joining us in this loonie bin. I’m sure, that once they get to know you they’ll love you too. As for your sense of humor, it will grow on them, once they figure you out(or try to, anyway).
Thanks for coming by, everyone. Catch ya on the flipside, as it were.
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>