I am delighted to report that Shibb is actually the closest guess of the three.
Not that that makes his guess particularly close (alas), but he at least got both skin and hair color right. 
Believe it or not, there is/was a picture of me in leiderhosen. I was about 2 years old when it was taken.
I’ve been after my sister ever since my mon died in Y2K to find it and send it to me, but she hasn’t found it. I don’t think she ever really tried, either.
Well, I was closest on the job/hobby… 
Condition of fingernails – yeah, I’m probably a lot closer to your babe than Rene Russo.
Look on the bright side. You could be the managing editor of T magazine. 
Anyone want to guess me?
(anyone who says I am faceless due to it being in a jar by the door I will come back to haunt!)
It should be a rule to post your mug after you’ve been outed.
That’s the only way I could be any cooler…
…you mean the Germans didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor?
Ah, too easy (though the song always made me think of a variation of her).
Sampiro! I’m so flattered! I couldn’t enter this thread on your behalf, because I have already seen a picture of you.
Would you mind telling me the name or history of the picture you linked to? I would really like to use that as my MySpace avatar!
It’s the Minoan Snake Goddess. The cat on her head (a dove in some statues) symbolizes divinity and the snakes represent… uh… snakes.
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Here’s the Wiki on the Minoan Snake Goddess. 
I heard that Oakminster looks something like this:
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/michaelhayes/03.jpg
God, when the hell is enough going to be enough for Loni Anderson? She really did finally have so many facelifts she has a beard.
Ouch. I look like Lovey?
<slinks away to do good works for the poor while wearing hairshirt and Groucho glasses>
I dunno how to get my mug over here-Aamika had a pic of me somewheres…
I picture you as a Maggie Gyllenhaal type.
Eve is a cross between Audrey Hepburn and Hedda Hopper (sweet and cute and fun and knows absolutely everything about everybody).
Sampiro is Dan Savage. (By the way Sampiro, you can get rid of that unwanted Comment by going Home, then go into Safe Mode, which is right next to Edit Profile, click on Comments and delete it. I’ve never had one of those so I’ve never done this myself, but it’s what Tom recommends).
Shodan is Ernest Borgnine.
Liberal is Anthony Hopkins in that one movie where he was an uptight butler (which I’ve never seen so I’m only going on looks, not attitude).
Sorry, mate, but I reckon you look more like Martin Shaw.
