[QUOTE=Sampiro]
You all continued unpecked and unscratched only through the diplomacy of Kalhoun (madre de todos los niños).
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Bah, I wanted to see the cheetahs.
[QUOTE=tdn]
How about moi?
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I know your look already from your dating site thread, but before that I thought of you as a clean-cut light-brown-haired preppy guy. Must have been the Boston location.
Unless laugh lines count, only on my ample thighs. 
I see you fit and tanned in safari gear, ready to play with creepy crawlies. Medium height and build, sun-bleached brown hair.
Sampiro A taller, larger, younger Kevin Spacey.
Eve Eva Gardner
Swampbear Jeramiah Johnson (what MrSin looked like 20 years ago, BTW)
WhatExit Ron Palillo all grown up.
[QUOTE=Jodi]
Not even close. The single word that best describes my appearance is “cyclops.” I’m waitng for a man who will gaze soulfully at me and say, “You have lovely eye.”
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So dress like a pirate! Arr.. 
And I’m sure your remaining eye is lovely, but the person behind the eye is vastly more important.
oh and Lobsang Is a werewolf, I don’t know why. 
[QUOTE=gigi]
I know your look already from your dating site thread, but before that I thought of you as a clean-cut light-brown-haired preppy guy. Must have been the Boston location.
Unless laugh lines count, only on my ample thighs. I see you fit and tanned in safari gear, ready to play with creepy crawlies. Medium height and build, sun-bleached brown hair.
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Nope. Tall and skinny, with sunbleached dark brown hair. Mostly found in dresses, skirts, and heels, unless the day is warm and sunny.
Whoops- that link is set to private. Try this one.
Sampiro. (I know, I’m cheating. But Sampiro really is just like Oscar Wilde…only more like Dave Sim’s Oscar.)
[QUOTE=Ogre]
Sampiro. (I know, I’m cheating. But Sampiro really is just like Oscar Wilde…only more like Dave Sim’s Oscar.)
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(That’s for not at least choosing younger slimmer Oscar - I sang or performed the service or did something at your wedding, after all .)
Here’s a wierd one for Shodan. See, whenever I see his name, I think of the villain of the same name from the game System Shock, who looked like this. Except, when I think of the video game Shodan, I don’t think of that image. I think of this guy, the titular character from the video game Sinistar. Which means that’s who I see whenever I see the poster named Shodan. Which means, ultimatly, that whenever I read the “Regards, Shodan” at the end of one of his posts, what I hear in my head is, “I hunger!”
Also, when I see Beaucarnea’s name, I think of Alexander the Great’s horse, Bucephalus. (Actually, I think of Baron Munchausen’s horse, Bucephalus, because I saw the movie The Adventures of Baron Munchausen before I studied Greek history, but that’s neither here nor there.) Except that it has “carnea” in there, which sounds like “carnivorous.” So when I see Beaucarnea’s name, I picture a man-eating horse.
For Sampiro, I just picture Sean Astin with fangs.
[QUOTE=Miller]
Also, when I see Beaucarnea’s name, I think of Alexander the Great’s horse, Bucephalus. (Actually, I think of Baron Munchausen’s horse, Bucephalus, because I saw the movie The Adventures of Baron Munchausen before I studied Greek history, but that’s neither here nor there.) Except that it has “carnea” in there, which sounds like “carnivorous.” So when I see Beaucarnea’s name, I picture a man-eating horse.
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Miller, somewhere out there are a couple of ex boyfriends who just might agree with ya.
[QUOTE=Phlosphr]
Long pin straight sandy hair, pony-tale. Stylish blazer, jeans, sandles…Cup of something sweet like african blended tea, and exotically perfect intellect.
Did you want more?
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Gosh, I like you more every day.
My hair is quite straight, but it’s shoulder length and dark dark dark brown. The jeans and sandals, yeah. I own blazers, but wear them rarely. Usually I’m in a fitted t-shirt or tank, or if it’s cold, a turtleneck sweater. I take my coffee black and my Coke straight from the can, but I do have a bizarrely enormous collection of fancy-ass teas in the cupboard. To fill in the blanks a bit, I’m also short, slender, and frequently asked if I’m Asian - olive complexion and poufy eyelids some mistake for an epicanthic fold.
In my mind’s eye, you resemble Donald Sutherland c. 1980.
[QUOTE=LifeOnWry]
Gosh, I like you more every day.
My hair is quite straight, but it’s shoulder length and dark dark dark brown. The jeans and sandals, yeah. I own blazers, but wear them rarely. Usually I’m in a fitted t-shirt or tank, or if it’s cold, a turtleneck sweater. I take my coffee black and my Coke straight from the can, but I do have a bizarrely enormous collection of fancy-ass teas in the cupboard. To fill in the blanks a bit, I’m also short, slender, and frequently asked if I’m Asian - olive complexion and poufy eyelids some mistake for an epicanthic fold.
In my mind’s eye, you resemble Donald Sutherland c. 1980.
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Hmmm, my hair is the same color and is cut and looks much like Robert Redford…Make Matt Damon 225 instead of 180 and thats about right. Usually in Jeans and T-shirt occasionally a sport coat with that mix. Keens or loafers or my favorite Merrils, and you’ve got a 30 something Phlosphr…
[QUOTE=Sampiro]
Ogre
(That’s for not at least choosing younger slimmer Oscar - I sang or performed the service or did something at your wedding, after all .)
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You spoke, ya big tard.
And thanks, buddy.
It wasn’t really Oscar’s physical appearance, per se. It was more his mode of conversation, and general demeanor. I can’t figure out how Sim captured you so well without knowing you. 
Well… I’ve seen pictures of Sampiro, but before knowing what he looked like, I pictured him to look like this fellow. To find that picture, I did a Google image search for “distinguished gentleman”, and filtered through the pictures of Eddie Murphy. But that particular picture I linked to, that was always Sampiro in my mind.
[QUOTE=Beaucarnea]
Miller, somewhere out there are a couple of ex boyfriends who just might agree with ya.
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Hijack/
Beaucarnea–I forgot we had dogs that looked alike. It’s neat to be able to see what Sadie will look like as an adult. Here she is last week, at 4 months and 45# pounds.
/Hijack over.
I want to see what Jodi looks like! 
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo]
Hijack/
Beaucarnea–I forgot we had dogs that looked alike. It’s neat to be able to see what Sadie will look like as an adult. Here she is last week, at 4 months and 45# pounds.
/Hijack over.
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Aw, Sadie is so pretty! She still has puppy face. Shelby is still growing- she will be one year on April 19th- so she may get a little bit larger, so I’m thinking about adding coffee and cigarettes to her diet. Huge dog. Huge.
Oh, and dahfisheroo looks like Tori Amos.
I love WhyNot 's post, but because of her name I always think of a petite woman with curly hair in a sailor’s suit, tying (k)nots.
Autolycus would look kind of like a slightly older Ron Weasly, though a little more filled out.
That sounds funny…knowing what we do about our little Autolycus.
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
That sounds funny..knowing what we do about our little Autolycus.
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Ok Ron Weasley with kitchen implements and a sushi rice cooker. 