Wait- are you and gigi are motioning that I’m a fat guy, or the other thing?!?
I’m not a fat guy, in case anybody ever thought I was. 
I picture Tuckerfan as Jeff Bridges, based solely on the movie of course. It makes thinking of old cool cars just that much more pleasant. 
I am so pleased with this I’m going to go buy me some funky glasses. 
And tdn knows if I’m ever free, I’m calling him first.
Of course I meant Bailey Quarters. No idea who Bailey Sanders might be or what she looks like.
Well, thanks for the allusion to Jeremiah Johnson, but I’m afraid not. Just a fat, graying ol’ fart here.
[Me, with my keeeeeee-yooooooote brand new great niece.](
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The other thing, naturally.
I am very, very bad at this. I have a tendancy not to imagine anyone since I met my first merry band of Dopers in New York 'lo those many years ago.
Biggirl and I got along famously when I first came onto the boards. When I met her and some eight or nine other people for dinner (like, six years ago) I was surprised that she was black and *everybody * was either much older or younger than I had expected. Or the opposite sex.
I realized our community here transcends rediculous cultural and racial expectations and I’d only be confusing myself if I kept at it.
'Swhy I like tho photo threads. Keeps me from hurting my wittle bwain.
Well, daaaaaay-ummm! Let’s try this again.
Me and my keeeeee-yoooooote new little great niece. I’m the fat guy. 
Whew. I thought maybe you guys had seen me eating.
Thanks!
Cute niece! I figured you exactly how you look, except with longer hair. You actually look a bit like an old crush of mine!
Well blush. Yeah, she’s a little cutie ain’t she. Back in the day, I did have long, wavy, curly hair that I’d tie back in a pony tail. The tail would curl up and looked kinda like a poodle’s butt. 
Ahhh, yes. Back in the SwampPoodle days. I can picture it…
They all, every last one of them, look exactly like Gilbert Gottfried.
Which is why so many of them are so angry.
nah, all you gotta remember when thinking of radio personalities is, well, they probably have a face for radio. Either that, or they’re way bigger than you’d think. It’s always one or the other.
{Sampiro calmly sips his tea from a rice china cup festooned with handpainted portraits of Greek physicians neutering Rottweiler pups while watching with amused disinterest as shells pass overhead and explode harmlessly far beyond him in the yards of neighbors he doesn’t like.}
I’m afraid your links don’t work.
He’s the reason the term “bitch-slap” was invented.
Curiosity is getting the better of me…
Has anybody imagined what I look like?
I’ve never wondered. You’ve always looked like this: Welcome TrekEarth users! - FlyerTalk Forums
:smack: I never read your name as Gary Gnu. I read it all as one word and pictured some twisty ganglion-type thing. D’oh!
This is how I imagine ScareyFaerie.
