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[li]Start new position at work.[/li][li]replace the pushrod seals on my harley[/li][li]fix the carb on mowerstopholes(my riding mower)[/li][li]Redo the vocal track on my recording project[/li][li]ad a bass track to my project[/li][li]finsih the kitchen table I am building [/li][li]Sell the 67 volkswagen in my backyard[/li][li]replace the thermostat gasket on my pickup[/li][li]put up ebay ads for all the extra harley junk and music gear I have laying around[/li][li]Move all the extra junk I am not selling into the attic[/li][li]finish that letter to my friend in prison[/li][li]finish haning the blinds in my windows[/li][li]pull up all the carpet in my house so that I can stain the concrete[/li][li]fix my weedeater[/li][li]do something with my web page[/li][li]do something with the other web pages I have promised to create[/li][li]Load the laptop I promised to give to my computer deprived friend[/li][li]change oil on my pickup[/li][li]do my taxes for the last two years[/li][li]clean up all those 1/4 inch reel tapes that my grandfather recorded 30-40 years ago[/li][li]fix my hottub[/li][/list=1]
-Buy black shoes and white blouse for job interview Wednesday. Throw self on the mercy of the sales clerk to help me find something suitable if need be.
-Get job
-Buy groceries. Failing that, get milk and bread.
-Put up the wall bracket for the sword El Elvis Rojo gave me
-Take books to used book store
-Rent some Blackadder videos
-Go kayaking again
- Type up menu
- Log cheques
- Type quote
- Type quote
- Type quote
- Type quote
- Phone Open University
- Find less repetitive job
- Buy Mark’s birthday present
- Buy Len’s birthday present
- Work on stupid website
- Pick up kid
- Put shopping away
- Make dinner
- Go to bed
- Mail birthday cards to friends (belated)
- Take baby stuff to area domestic violence shelter
- Strip down to bra and panties, roll around on bed writhing and thinking about male Dopers
Cranky, you never cease to amaze me. You’re my role model on how married female Dopers should break the stereotypes of what married female Dopers should and shouldn’t do.
If you lack any objects for lust in #3, I’d be happy to provide you with a list of names. There are also several females on the list.
Well, that’d actually step #4. And for thinking about Doper wimmins, I take OFF the bra and panties.
- Figure out how to get added to Cranky’s list.
- Make room in the storage shed for the mummy.
- Get the flamenco dancer outfit cleaned.
- Pay bills.
- Work on “Violins Begets Violins” (a composition for violin and dripping water) for my game, “Knightshade”.
- Work on writing “Knightshade”.
- Actually remember to put the mummy in the newly-made space in the shed.
- Start stitching together leather scraps for my patchwork vest.
In no particular order:
- Laundry off the line.
- Scrape wallpaper off bathroom walls.
- Prepare lesson for Sunday.
- Discuss weekly project-time for the kiddies with friend during naptime.
- Call hospital to make sure they’ve scheduled earlobe cyst removal tomorrow.
- Prepare bookfair stuff for Tuesday.
- Bake cranberry coffee cake (mmmm).
- Print out nifty bookplates for baby g at www.myhomelibrary.org/ and go on a bookplate spree.
- Quit posting and get off the addictive SDMB.
- Move lots of compost into new garden box. Wonder where to get actual dirt.
Crud, and Cranky’s seen me in person…
- Get that spy camera pop up ad to come up
- Buy said cam
- install at Cranky’s
- Wait patiently…
- Email my new college instructors to let them know I’ll be missing the first day of class because it also happens to be my graduation date!
- Buy a tennis racket for one of the said classes that I will be missing the first day of class for.
- Check the mail for more graduation money. (yes, I’m quiet greedy)
- Shave my legs
- Clean out car
- arrange for a haircut before graduation so I won’t look like a shaggy dog when I get my diploma.
That’s about it I guess.
New edition of the list:
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[li]buy Dennis’ birthday card (I always forget SOMEBODY… sigh)[/li][li]remember the spare groceries for Auntie Ping to bring on the weekend (very important)[/li][li]call my friends to find out how they’re doing (especially Nina)[/li][li]update diary[/li][li]read through three days’ worth of newspaper[/li][li]wonder about Cranky’s list[/li][li]go to mall and see about new glasses[/li][li]decide whether or not to order stuff from Columbia House this month[/li][li]wash and put away dishes[/li][li]tell my sister about the disparity in gas prices that Tim and I saw last night (69.9 as opposed to 76.5 right across the street)[/li][/ul]
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[li]get new computer working[/li][li]order HP recovery disk for old computer[/li][li]finish new web design[/li][li]redesign my LiveJournal[/li][li]set up shoot w/ photographer and do new photos for the new website[/li][li]print 2001 business report and file[/li][li]enter receipts and start 2002 reports[/li][li]confirm online savings account[/li][li]open 2nd bank account (cheques)[/li][li]cancel dial-up ISP[/li][li]order roll of canvas[/li][li]finish 8 x 10 painting (Qty 2)[/li][li]finish 20 x 24 painting (Qty 3)[/li][li]finish 5 x 7 painting (Qty 5)[/li][li]clean black shoes[/li][li]design brochures[/li][li]print brochures[/li][li]clean room[/li][li]file past two weeks of paperwork[/li][li]ink commissioned drawing[/li][li]cut mats for commissioned drawing[/li][li]ship commissioned drawing[/li][li]list, package and ship eBay auctions (ongoing)[/li][li]call library about overdue book that I turned in two weeks ago[/li][li]go grocery shopping for another 3 weeks worth of lunches[/li][li]call state comptroller’s office and inquire about process for paying sales taxes[/li][li]print retouched photo for customer at work[/li][li]work regular 9 - 5 job also[/li][li]…sleep? :([/li][/ul]
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Okay! My list is done!
I guess I typed this list late at night while drinking; I found it on my computer the other day and for some reason had not deleted it:
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Take clothes to Salvation Army
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Get bookcase!!!
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All the rockets go BANG!
I should mention that “All the Rockets Go Bang” is a song I deeply love. But I have no idea why it was on this list I made.
- Work on photo-pencil-rendering project. Constantly remind self that it will be really cool once you get that stupid grid drawn out.
- Finish reading that romance novel your mom’s hilarious friend wrote.
- Draw the last pages of your comic book.
- Finish painting the house and fence.
- Get ready for Hippie School.
Okay, you asked for it.
[sigh]
- Find all the index cards and random slips of paper that I’ve written my TO DO lists on so I’ll know what it is I have to do.
um,
- Try to remember where I put at least one of those TO DO lists so I can read it and figure out what it is that I’ve forgotten to do.
:mad:
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After hunting around, cussing and talking to myself, give up on finding any of those TO DO lists I’ve made and managed to misplace.
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Start all over again, trying to make yet another TO DO list and wonder if I shouldn’t check my calendar to see what meetings I’ve got scheduled when, and then try not to panic as I pull something together for those meetings.
:o
- Realize that I’d better pay some bills before the repo folks come calling to my powerless house with the eviction notice posted on it.
:eek:
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Get sidetracked with the latest fire that needs to be put out and forget to pay my bills.
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Serendipitously(?) find one of my TO DO lists, realize it was dated for a few weeks ago, see all the shit that didn’t get done, and then panic.
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Remember to breathe.
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Try to keep from scolding and/or cussing out someone who’s done something naughty.
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Wonder about Cranky’s list too. [giggle] Inquiring minds want to know.
- Think about what Doper fellas would make me want to get naked and writhe around on my bed and [giggle] make a “TO DO” list of them. [celestina fanning herself] Whew! Is it hot in here or what? :innocent eyes:
Okay, you asked for it.
[sigh]
- Find all the index cards and random slips of paper that I’ve written my TO DO lists on so I’ll know what it is I have to do.
um,
- Try to remember where I put at least one of those TO DO lists so I can read it and figure out what it is that I’ve forgotten to do.
:mad:
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After hunting around, cussing and talking to myself, give up on finding any of those TO DO lists I’ve made and managed to misplace.
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Start all over again, trying to make yet another TO DO list and wonder if I shouldn’t check my calendar to see what meetings I’ve got scheduled when, and then try not to panic as I pull something together for those meetings.
:o
- Realize that I’d better pay some bills before the repo folks come calling to my powerless house with the eviction notice posted on it.
:eek:
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Get sidetracked with the latest fire that needs to be put out and forget to pay my bills.
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Serendipitously(?) find one of my TO DO lists, realize it was dated for a few weeks ago, see all the shit that didn’t get done, and then panic.
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Remember to breathe.
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Try to keep from scolding and/or cussing out someone who’s done something naughty.
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Wonder about Cranky’s list too. [giggle] Inquiring minds want to know.
- Think about what Doper fellas would make me want to get naked and writhe around on my bed and [giggle] make a “TO DO” list of them. [celestina fanning herself] Whew! Is it hot in here or what? :innocent eyes:
Now how did that doublepost happen? :o Would a mod be kind enough to erase one of those posts? Thanks ever so much.
Today:
- Load dishwasher.
- Empty wastebaskets - trash day tomorrow!
- Wipe down kitchen counters.
- Scrub toilet.
- Start translations that were promised a week ago :eek:
- If time - wash kitchen floor.
Running to-do list:
- Clean out rec room before next Wednesday so friend can sleep there.
- Get house into presentable, hygenic condition before next Wednesday so aforementioned friend will not die of dysentery or shock.
- Sew: kitchen curtains, denim jumper, pants for flodjunior, matching overalls for totnak.
- Buy: sandals for totnak (where do you find sandals for a two-year-old with high arches?), jacket for flodjunior.
- Get US currency before the currency speculators discover how beee-yutiful the exchange rate is right now.
- Laundry, laundry, laundry.