As an Elders of Zion-certified (I took a two-month correspondence course) Vaguely Nefarious Hebrew, I can confirm this is 100% true. We did it. We hacked the election. We also killed Kennedy, blew up the Twin Towers, and arranged the new aluminum tariffs to drive down sales of protective tinfoil. Mea culpa.
Huh, I guess I missed the memo.
Maybe I was too busy counting my pennies.
Anti-Jewish conspiracy theories? Yawn That’s so twentieth-century.
Think up something involving cryptocurrencies or fentanyl and maybe I’ll get scared.
Well, now I can at least rule all y’all out for Roswell, the Vapor Trails, and the Moon Landing Hoax. Thanks for clearing that up! :rolleyes: :smack:
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Besides, I have MASSIVE stockpiles of tin foil, so do your worst!
Maybe Putin is saying this to keep Trump in line by threatening to steal away his base.
At least it wasn’t shape-shifting lizard people. That had me worried for awhile.