Priceless!!
Don’t worry Wally dear. We will still come and visit you when you are in the old folks home.
Now make way for the younger generation!
Amy, I do believe you are turning into a hot commodity. I think that a weekly auction of some of your dad’s stuff is definitely in order. You can make your pin money for spending while at school and help mom clean out the house at the same time.
From Wally’s “web page”:
You switchin’ teams on us or sumpin Wally?
Also from Wally’s picture collection, this is scaring me!
I was wondering about that pic myself.
Wally?{My ghod, that’s a vintage 1937 Heffalump-Dumpaloon Road Wombat 2500…and it looks to be in PRIME condition! Too bad about the paint job…The Hand-Cranked Turntable with Speaking Horn was standard equiptment on that model, wonder if Wally’s got it in a cardboard carton somewhere in the attic…Okay, keep cool, don’t let on…}
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…I’ll go SEVEN dollars.
hey wally, i’ll give you $2 if you take me for a ride.
i bet that bike goes reeeeally fast.
it sure looks nice.
You are all a bunch of wankers. Have a little respect for a man’s bike, will you? WallyM7, if you want, I’ll kick their butts for you.
And these ridiculous offers are adding insult to injury. $7? Come on!
I will make a bid of $50 (canadian), and I’ll even go to Canada to pick it up. I will expect however that these mysterious “mechanical issues” will be remedied. And you’ll have to remove that sissy “splash guard” or whatever you call it. A real man catches bugs in his teeth.
$50 Canadian?
When you bid, you’re supposed to go higher than the last bid!
** Amy ** I’ll give you 30 bucks US, a washing machine that doesn’t work and two cloth dolls I made myself. If your dad grounds you let me know.
** Wally ** , If you ground Amy I’ll have to come all the way to Canada and liberate her, then I’ll bring her home with me ! Yes, to Texas, to the home my 19 year old son lives in, with waterbeds in all three bedrooms. 
Gee, I come back from lunch and what do I see? Angry villagers bearing torches.
I found that pic somewhere and thought it was funny. I figured it might come in handy someday, insultwise, towards a limey friend that I have.
As for the glamour remark: Sheesh, I meant butch glamour. You know, bike leathers, hair flowing in the breeze while I’m cranking the Hog. Boxing. Transmission repair. Cigars. Poker. Loved the Gladiator movie.
Arnie, you are evidently a man of sophistication. You understand. These assassins should be emulating our finely tuned sensibilities. Instead we are met with derision. Well, you are. I was told in email that nobody likes you even a little.
Fifty dollars? I would not part with this major work of art for $20,000, (which I recognize is equal to $73 Canadian).
Amy, the next time you want to open a thread all on your own, run it by me first, okay?
I can help.
Wallys says:
So Wally likes wearing leather, long hair, and “cranking the Hog” (is that last one some kind of euphimism I’ve never heard before?). And he loved the film about muscular men fighting with each other, getting all sweaty and stuff.
Amy, how well do you know your dad?
Wally! Please do not share the contents of our private e-mails with Arnold!
Amy, don’t do it ! Your dad will have you posting thread after thread of My Dad Is So Great Because bs.
Are you sure you meant Butch glamour? I mean, well, I always thought of you as being a guy.
:: still laughing over “cranking the hog” ::
ROFLMAO!!!
I’m digging myself in deeper and deeper. Okay, guy glamour.
Hell, that doesn’t work, either.
Well, you know what I mean. Guy Stuff. Yeah.
Somebody ought to start a thread with that title. I bet it would get a lot of hits, maybe.
I don’t know about the motorcycle but how much for this?
Amy, you and your mother don’t know how good you have it. Please don’t make me post the picture of my husband’s broken down Mustang. At least that bike LOOKS good. This rusted out piece of crap has been hogging half a garage of usable space for 3 years. Before that it was sucking up money in a storage facility, before that it was stashed in a great aunt’s house until she died. I have known this man for 8 years, and seen him work on this car exactly TWICE. He claims he’s had it since high school, which is 20 years ago. I shudder to think it’s been in such a condition since then!
Hey Wally, don’t listen to these putzes;
I’ll give you $12.00, provided you throw in the pickup truck that follows you around with spare parts to replace those that vibrate off…
So that’s why they’re called pick-up trucks!
Maybe we should move this thread to GQ?