Putzcycle for sale. Cheap!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Okay, I think Dad has mentioned that he has a motorcycle. Mom and I call it Wally’s Folly. Why? Because it doesn’t work.

He took it out last evening, and wound up walking it home. Again. When he starts it up, the noise and stench is almost unbearable. Thank God it only starts up once in a while. It looks nice, but it should have been painted yellow, because it’s a real lemon.
Come over when Dad’s at work and make an offer. You’ll have to wheel it away, because it probably won’t start.
Maybe you can put it in your living room and make a lamp out of it or something.

Here’;s a photo: http://members.home.net/wally.m/Photos/1969FLH.jpg

Make an offer!

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Daughter deals Wally’s wheels!!

I’ll get the bidding started – $3.64
But it better be delivered with full tank of gas.

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You like to live dangerously, don’t you?

I like your style, Amy! :smiley:

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How many of god’s creatures has it killed? :smiley:

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BTW, besides neon-puke green, how would you describe that color, Amy?

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$3.65

Heres the deal wally.

you can keep the motorbike, and all the enjoyment it brings you.

I get to tell chicks that I have a harley and show them the picture.

wadda ya say?

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Wow, with that colour, you should be calling it the babe mobile (gasp) :wink:

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I’ll give you 4 bucks U.S., but I want a blonde biker bitch on the back to be delivered with it. Plus a full tank of gas.

I also browsed to that directory that Amy linked. This man has a VERY weird collection of pictures :smiley:

He Wally, ever gonna finish that homepage?

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Anyone else notice that if you omit the first sentence, and the last two, it totally changes the idea of what’s being sold? :smiley:

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Oh, and I’ll bid $5–because it glows in the dark.

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Methinks Wally is soon to start rueing the day he introduced his daughter to this board.

I bid $5.01, but will split the cash with you after I pawn it off.

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My father has a Triumph Tiger. 1979. He recently mentioned in passing that TWO mechanics were working on it at the same time. I jokingly said “gee, Dad, it takes two mechanics to fix the Tiger?” He just sort of growled. “So Dad, how much money do you think you’ve put into that bike, total, in repair?” Without missing a beat, PapaRiddles says “I don’t want to talk about it. I REALLY don’t want to talk about it. A new bike costs $14,000. I REALLY REALLY don’t want to talk about it.”

Look on the bright side, Amy. Besides the Tiger, my father is also the proud father of TWO BMW motorcycles. We’re not rich. He’s just a motorcycle nut.

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$6 dollars, my previous offer and I’ll even let you keep it the colour it is at the moment

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Amy, you won’t win any friends here by taking potshots at your Daddy. The only reason that you haven’t been flamed unmercifully by these people is because you’re a rank newbie and they’ve kindly decided to cut you some slack.

As for the bike, there are mechanical issues at work here that you do not understand. I’m addressing these situations as they crop up and have everything well in hand.

You and your mother may find amusement in mocking my difficulties with a tempermental old Harley, but be assured that I do not. Don’t try to sell my stuff!

Oh, and tell that klutz boyfriend of yours not to bother coming around this evening. You’re not going anywhere tonight.

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Gee, what a grouch.

I’m going shopping.

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I’m not so sure Wally. It seems to me like it is more along the lines of the older and weaker being thinned from the herd.

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And it’s his 3000 post, too!

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Oh, on the contrary…

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This thread makes me glad my husband has not posted here yet.

I think I’ll steer him to GQ or GD. That’s more his style anyway.