Knock! Knock! Knock!
You hear an early afternoon summons to your door. When You answer You find Special Agent Jones of the CIA standing outside. Uh oh. This CIA man rarely stops by unless the experts at the Agency are stumped by a particularly difficult code. That’s when they turn to You. You are the best cryptologist in the land.
You invite your friend inside and offer him a cup of freshly brewed Peruvian blend coffee.
“What’s up?” You ask Jones, as the man takes a seat.
Jones smiles wanly. “Probably nothing,” Jones responds, taking a sip from his cup. “Still, though… I thought I’d come by and get your opinion on the matter.”
You sit down opposite Jones and he tells his story.
About 2 years ago the CIA received a job resume from a gentleman named Paul Crawford. The enthusiastic chap wanted to join up with the Agency, but he lacked even the basic credentials.
“We all got the impression Crawford was, pardon the expression, a bit of a ‘doofus’. He was eager to be sure, but very green and very overanxious. I think he’d seen a few too many James Bond films.”
You laugh and Jones continues.
The CIA gets people like this all the time. Usually the Agency can convince the agent wannabes that perhaps the CIA isn’t as glamorous as is shown on TV. But Crawford was more persistent. The CIA HR Department tried many times to gently dissuade the man to no avail. Crawford kept coming back. Finally, last November he was told in no uncertain terms that he was not qualified to join and could not join. Crawford took it hard, but went away saying he would prove everyone wrong.
Last week the CIA heard from the man for the first time in nearly six months. Crawford called the CIA saying he had the line on a group of spies operating in Washington. He claimed he had seen these men furtively passing messages in a seedy downtown bar, and that he, Crawford, was on the case.
“I remember after that call we all had a good laugh in the office,” Jones remarks. “We figured the guy was really off his rocker. Crawford was told to ‘keep at it’ and to call if he actually ever caught any spies. Well, yesterday morning Crawford stopped by our offices.”
“What? He caught some spies?” You ask with wonder.
“Oh no, but he claimed to have intercepted a coded spy message.”
According to Crawford, he had been at the same disreputable downtown bar two nights ago when he spotted one of his supposed spies passing a note to another man. The first spy left, but the other chap stayed behind and proceeded to get rip-roaring drunk. Crawford then claims to have pretended to accidentally bump into the drunken fellow on his way to the restroom and at that time he pick-pocked the note. Crawford brought the note to the CIA. Of course, it is in code. Crawford thinks this proves he’s CIA material.
Jones pulls a piece of paper from his pocket. “I showed this message to our two codebreaking experts, Agents White and Cooper . They looked it over a bit, but both then dismissed it as a hoax. They’re probably right. They think I’m silly for paying attention to Crawford at all. But because I was in your neighborhood today, I thought I’d just stop in and let you take a peek at the coded note.”
You take the strange paper from Jones. “I had been wondering what happened to the spies,” You remark. “We haven’t heard from those miscreants in a while.”
Jones finishes his cup and sets it down. “Where are the spies? I was wondering that myself many times over the past few months. It’s been quiet for some time in the espionage world. Too quiet. That’s really why I brought You this note. Just in the unlikely case Crawford might have somehow really stumbled upon an actual spy plot.”
“I’ll let you know what I can find,” You promise.
Can You decipher a solution…if there is one to find?
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