It’s better than drinking something else. Why just the other day, I heard some creepy old guy tell his waitress, “Miss, I sip pee.”
I would participate in this thread, but I’d rather be IN DIANA.
When I was surprised to see my friend Omar, who I just call “O.,” I greeted him by saying, “Oh, hi, O.!”
And O said,“Hey I’d like to introduce you to Virginia.”
Hi Virginia! Tennessee your boobies?
Be careful what you say to her. She may have a knife Oregon.
I’d a ho once that looked like Virginia. Wasn’t worth what I paid.
It’s so cliche, the way she introduces herself. “West. Virginia West.”
I asked him who the world’s largest PC makers are. He mentioned Acer, Apple, and HP. Apparently he wasn’t Delaware.
Barbie forgot to knock before entering and accidentaly saw Kansas.
Doing laundry all weekend, I feel like I have been WASHINGTONs.
I was Amish once before and I never want to be aMICHIGAN.
If it’s cold, I never leave the house without DAKOTAn.
I told my ex-wife, “You stILLINOIS me.”
The Magic Kingdom looks like such a MARYLAND.
I neva’d a’ thought this thread would still be going this long.
I was talking to my friend Paul, who I call “P.” We were drinking beer but he hadn’t quite finished his bottle. I asked, “Miss a sip, P.?”
False.
What? It’s a state… in logic.
I knew your kind would come up with an answer like that.
But later they talked about Kan’s trip to Paris and the Arkansas.
That’s strike two. If you swing and michigan, you’re out.
I’ve got connections with a French leather worker… Want me to set you up with Montana?
I wanted to drive around Marathon in the keys, but it turns out that’s a one Rhode Island.
I bought a piglet from a little town .
I have a New Hampshire
My girlfriend is horny,she has a west virginia.