I mean c’mon. In there between P and R? Puh-lease. And what a slap in the face to R, S and T which all see way more action than Q will ever hope for! Besides, Q and U are practically married. Let’s put Q in it’s rightful place.
Sing it with me. I think you’ll agree:
ABCDEFG. HIJK, Elemenopy. RST. QUV. WX. Y and Z.
Ahh. That’s better… spread the word.
and, of course, I meant “way too high…”
Mod care to fix?
reminds me of the Monty Python book where the table of contents lists the chapters in alphabetical order:
Eight page 70
Five page 38
Four page 30
Nine page 75
One page 1
Seven page 60
Six page 55
Ten page 90
Three page 20
Two page 15
I suspect it’s not the only thing way too high today. 
Q sera,sera
Why stop there? We need to move on to the Decibet! Go all metric!
See, i figure we’d start with the alphabet, and once the sheep have caught on… we’ll start buying our milk in liters and driving at km/h.
Although, that Decibet is blowing my mind.
And WhyNot, unfortunately, I’m always thinking like this. I’m perpetually high. I should do more drugs… for all the credit I get for doing so!
LMNOka*, ghief o ghighi.
Sounds like the OP is in league with the letter Z in a new children’s book, AlphaOops!
Z was tired of always being last, and being cooperative types, the rest of the letters agreed to rearrange themselves.
P almost didn’t get in at all though. He was in the bathroom.