I was all ready to say that the song sucked mountain lion cock, before I’d even heard it. Then I heard the first 20 seconds of it or so, and believe it or not I thought it was actually pretty good.
Then I heard the “rap” style lyrics come in.
Ack. AKKKHH!!!
Yup, that’s the sound of Alicia Keys choking on 14 inches of Colorado mountain lion cock, while Jack White tickles the balls. Ugh! EECHH!! Awful! Disgusting, no-talent, ear-splitting, hacked out garbage!!
That fucking song sounds like a commercial for Applebee’s or something. Not a goddamn James Bond theme song.
Even “All Time High” from Octopussy is better than this one.
But what do I know? I’m just a rube with no taste, who has been passed by in today’s super-awesome kewl X-TREME mega-KEWL times. I’m going to go play my old Victrola and smoke a corn-cob pipe.
I kinda like it. I’m not a huge fan of Alicia Keys, but I do like Jack White and I can hear his influence (Wikipedia says he wrote it). It’s a decent song, but it doesn’t feel really appropriate for a James Bond movie.
It’s appropriate for a Schick razor commercial, not a goddamn Bond movie. As much as I hated Casino Royale, I thought its theme song was OK. Now that I’ve seen the trailers for QOS and find myself actually looking forward to the movie, I’m disappointed that the song sucks so much mountain-goat cock.
A list of bands or artists that they should have used instead:
Portishead
Massive Attack
Zero Seven
Camera Obscura
Damien Rice
King Crimson
Fiona Apple (my #1 choice)
Tortoise (accompanied by a singer)
They had their head up their ass when they made this choice.
Curious. I’m not an Alicia Keys fan (or in general, a fan of neo-soul or hip-hop) and I generally classify the White Stripes as background noise and a running joke on Studio 60, but on the third go around I find myself liking the song and thinking it very appropriate to the new Bond. It sounds like a cross between a John Barry collaboration (with a lot of eclectic, jazz-influenced elements) and modern rock, also fusing a couple of subtle, traditional Monty Norman riffs in the background. (I like the way they start with the first few cords clearly borrowed and modified from the titles track on Casino Royale.) It’s not Shirley Bassey, but then again, who really is?
For the record, I was not initially thrilled with “You Know My Name” (and I still think it would have been better with someone with a smoother voice than Chris Cornell’s death metal screech) but it grew on me, and the incidental music of Casino Royale film was easily the best since John Barry retired from composing Bond films. (I also hope they stick with the animated title design like that used in Casino Royale instead of reverting to random semi-naked women firing guns in dim lighting.)
Fourth listen now: still liking it. If the story holds up and matches the action sequences in the trailers this movie promises to be another treat.
Oh, and Daddypants, nothing–even three minutes of fingernails screeching on a blackboard–would be as bad as Madonna’s theme song to Die Another Day. The only thing that could have possibly made that film worse is giving Madonna a cameo role in it. If censorous time travel is ever made possible, redacting that film from the official continuity is high on the shopping list of changes.
Interestingly, Jack White is pissed that his song, which was commissioned by Sony, was then used in a Coke commercial tied into the movie.
I don’t get how you can be pissed that a commercial product (a commission song) gets used in a commercial. This was not some abstract piece of art here.
Given the amount of marketing hype that always surrounds the release of a Bond flick, I don’t get how you could not realize that Sony was going to pimp the thing for all its worth.
Actually, Bond movies elevate product placement to an art form. I always wait for the scene when they manage to cram as many product placements into a 30 second segment as possible.
Was I the only one to expect the lyrics to start with “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch”?
I got about halfway through and gave up. I’m not a fan of Keys, but she has a good voice, and I do like Black, but WTF was that? Awful song. I’ll go to get a refill on popcorn when the song starts (I love popcorn).