I think it’s hilarious that Jai swoops in each week and gives the straight guy advice on what women want.
Uh, Jai? Exactly how many woman have you dated?
Hey! Please don’t pick on Jai! I happen to adore Jai! He’s the only one of the Fab Five who doesn’t seem like he’s got a big fat head over his celebrity! Don’t get me wrong, I like the rest of the guys, but there’s something cute and special about Jai! And if the rest of you guys don’t like him, I’ll certainly take him home and entertain him for a while. Well. . . you know what I mean. . . .
The main thing that annoys me about Jai is, if you want people to prononce your name “Jay,” then spell it “Jai!” Not as in “jai alai.”
Oh, poop. You know what I meant. He’s got me mixing up my "i"s and "y"s and I blame him entirely.
I’m tired. Gotta go hit the hai.