For entertainment purposes only. Not to be taken internally.
Well, when I was in grade 2, I asked my mom to make a “Captain Spectro” outfit for me for Halloween - a character of my own devising with a rainbow cape.
When I was in grade 6, our music teacher introduced us to The Phantom of the Opera. I immediately became obsessed with it, got a recording and a copy of the libretto, and begged and begged my parents to see it. They eventually took me to a performance at the Pantages Theatre in Toronto on one of our trips there. I still remember it sighs happily
My best friend was a five year old pining for TV star Doug McClure,then starring in The Virginian. He still gets a thrill at the mention of “Saddle up,Trampas!”. (sigh,good times)
My mom said she always knew I was gay because I liked books more than sports. Yup, it was my “Dinosaurs ‘Dos and Don’ts’” Book that made me gay, not the Abba she constantly listened to.
My mom used to make me watch Beauty and the Beast as punishment when I was 5. I’d say, “Ewwwww, ick, romance!” She also thought the poetry and morality and stuff would be good for me, I think.
Linda Hamilton or a big scary monster… Easy choice.
At the age of six months, I was bouncing up and down on my ass on the floor in time with ABBA records. Mum still thinks this was just a sign that I was going to be a good dancer.
At 4 years old, all I wanted for christmas was a pair of boxing gloves and a pink umbrella.
I have some blackmail pictures that my sister swears she will break out and show my boyfriends sometimes. These particular ones feature me at 3 in a very loose dress and with full makeup on. Yes, I was their living doll. I think the loose dress is a reflection of my loose morals.
I also remember telling my mom that I was going to marry the stripper who was on some movie that I saw on tv at around 4. I don’t remember if he was hot or not but now I would probably aim more towards not.
I have some blackmail pictures that my sister swears she will break out and show my boyfriends sometimes. These particular ones feature me at 3 in a very loose dress and with full makeup on. Yes, I was their living doll. I think the loose dress is a reflection of my loose morals.
I also remember telling my mom that I was going to marry the stripper who was on some movie that I saw on tv at around 4. I don’t remember if he was hot or not but now I would probably aim more towards not.
I have some blackmail pictures that my sister swears she will break out and show my boyfriends sometimes. These particular ones feature me at 3 in a very loose dress and with full makeup on. Yes, I was their living doll. I think the loose dress is a reflection of my loose morals.
I also remember telling my mom that I was going to marry the stripper who was on some movie that I saw on tv at around 4. I don’t remember if he was hot or not but now I would probably aim more towards not.
