Question about interfering at a sports event..

Hi, i went to wrestling last night and i have almost decided that next year, i am going to run into the ring just beofre the end of the show, now i have a few questions so if you can answer any of them please do.

  1. What will my punishment be?
    i)Fine?
    ii)Criminal record or something else?
  2. If i got charged, what could they charge me for?
  3. Would i be able to get a fine even if it doesnt say ANYWHERE that i will get fined?
  4. I understand i waive all my rights, but is that it?
    thanks bye

This sounds as pointless as the guy at the Olympics who didn’t like the verdict, so sat in the ring after everyone else had left.

Eventually they switched the lights off…

Find the writers…

Discuss with them about how much your action will add to the show…

If not…

Ever heard of the cutting room floor?

oh and by the way, the only reason i am doing this is because it is gonna be going live on PPV around the world…

With a 5 second at least…time delay.

yeah but the way i figure it is, the guys in the production truck/room arent really gonna know whats going on and if im supposed to be there or not.
thats what im hoping for anyway.

Are you kidding? You really think they haven’t read the script? And don’t have it in front of them?

Not to mention the director is sitting there too.

Psst…if you really want to be seen on camera…try a soccer or football game.

But then the constabulary are rough on these that intrude,

Good luck.

Let me know which PPV that will be so I can buy it and watch security beat the snot out of you on live TV.

The wrestlers take a very dim view of people rushing the ring. People get beaten up badly when they try, by both the wrestlers and the security. It’s not very pretty, these guys figure you are a serious threat to their health, they don’t pussyfoot around, you will be clubbed into submission in short order. Some of these guys are legit badasses, they know how to barfight as well as pro-wrestle.

It has happened in the past, and people rarely enjoy the outcome. And the cameras will turn away as soon as they see you. Wrestlers have been stabbed by irate fans, they have no interest in playing your game.

I think fans who run out onto baseball diamonds or football fields are usually charged with trespassing, plus disorderly conduct if they’re drunk or obnoxious. They could also try to get you for assault or destruction of private property if you bumped into a wrestler or damaged any equipment.

The “Fan Man” who paraglided into a heavyweight fight a few years ago was sentenced to several days in jail. As I recall, he also got the crap beat out of him by other people in the audience who didn’t approve of his stunt.

Remember the guy that ran on the field during a Baltimore Colts game and had a defensive lineman pound the stuffing out of him?

Tie Domi of the Toronto Maple Leafs also once squirted water on a heckler from the penalty box and pummelled the dude after the guy actually knocked over the glass and fell into the box.