Question about midichlorians and Vader

Mitochondria x Chloroplast = Midichlorian?

Now I’m having a mental image of Darth Vader pretending to ride, swishy hand movements and all, with a Stormtrooper after him banging a coconut.

What about Vader finding out that Hoth is full of French Rebels that enjoy bombarding his troops with those snow lizards they had there? Now that would have broken the morale of the Imperial troops.