You could ask her to sit on the rim of the tub for 30 secs.
Ewww.
No, and yuck.
Did you really think this would be an accurate poll when you chose to make it a public poll, with all votes identified by name?
To save time?!?!
If that’s your kink, it’s certainly of the harmless variety, but I cannot wrap my head around a scenario in which this saves time.
I wish the OP had saved us all time and not shared his kinky weirdness.
Unless it’s some kind of acrobatic kink you both get a kick out of, if you really have to that badly wouldn’t peeing in the bathtub then running the shower briefly make more sense than splashing your SO’s underside with your piss stream?
This sounds like a urine fetish gay porno setup.
“Want to thread the needle Cody?”
“Yes Chip, let it go I want to see it happen! Unleash Mighty Kong’s yellow river!”
Gawd. I remember when I was so poor I didn’t even have a pootang to piss in…
How would that save time???
…and, Og Willing, no “Shoot Out The Star” game. … :eek:
OneCentStamp, RealityChuck, and Shagnasty must be banned. Not from the SDMB, but from all bathrooms.
Looking at the OP’s username, I think I understand why congress gets nothing done.
I’m surprised that anyone said yes. I suspect that the ones who did are just being contrary.
No, but I’ve joked with her about it a couple times while we’re both in there.
How is there not a “Ah, hell no!” option?
But one on the toilet!
We poop at the same time too.
We don’t even enter the bathroom if the other one is peeing. It preserves an aura of mystery in the relationship.
Or she doesn’t have enough power in the relationship to say no.
Now that’s romance! But you’re going to have to come up with some slang term to better validate yourself and your partner.
Hmmm…carpet bombing?