No but I let my girl thread the needle while I’m dropping a deuce.
And they say chivalry is dead.
What, the kitchen sink’s broken?
Pretty much this. I thought at first the OP was talking obliquely about having sex with your spouse, but then reading on I was kind of taken aback. I didn’t know folks did this, or why they would unless they have some sort of peeing fetish (golden toilets? :eek:). Seems messy and rather unpleasant to me, but I’m a live and let live sort of guy so if folks like to do this, well, knock yourself out…or make all the mess you like. Just don’t do it at my house, please, or if you are going to, do it in the shower where the cleanup is easier. 
Hmm, poop shooting? I’ll have to get with my creatives.
You know that the honeymoon’s over
And romance is a dying flower
When she comes in to take a shit
While you are in the shower.
+1
His question was directed to “married Dopers.” Maybe he’s not married (which would surprise me, as he’s obviously quite the catch).
Never heard the term used outside of sewing and football before opening this thread.
Never even crossed my mind that people would do this, and if it had, it certainly wouldn’t have crossed my mind to do it. Hell, my wife and I have managed to get through nearly a quarter-century of marriage without either of us seeing the other use the john, and I plan on its staying that way for another quarter-century.
“Can’t you wait a second?! Just one goddamn second?!!”
Not no but HELL NO!!!
Married 40+ years and want to stay married and sleeping in the same house. Er bed.
Are you just now dating? Surely erotica trumps mystery. That said, no to threading the needle to save time. Golden shower maybe, saving time - no.
Yes. Oh, wait a minute. With my spouse? Then no. No.
I shit in the sink when she’s washing the dishes, does that count?
Lay bum bricks between the drumsticks?
Drop chocolate pies between the thighs?
Squat yams between the gams?
No, my house has three sinks, two toilets, a tub, a shower, a back yard, and I like to remain married.
You’re limiting your restroom experiences by focusing on that little hole. The world is your restroom!
(Seriously, poop out of a tree someday. It’s got a certain carefree, bombs away quality that can’t be matched.)
Boom-Boom?
Huh?
Suggestion for a name, as yours were.
Or a sink, or a shower …
About the only bathroom function either of us requires privacy for is crapping. Hell, back when I had a semifunctional uterus and was having a horribly bad body day he even changed out my tampon and pad more than once. :smack: