True Story
I just had to have my sewer line replaced due to tree roots.
My lawn was destroyed. The dirt, clay interspersed lightly with merde, was rocky and damn near impossible to work with.
I’m just spent a huge fortune on lawn work, partly because any shoes I wore when I worked smelled like human crap when I was done.
Fantasy Be Damned; That Sh-t STINKS!!!
(slap them Both off the bowl when they are done…)
He’s waiting for the right girl.
Given the context, I’m betting it’ll be a long wait or the wrong girl.
On the bright side, your lawn is going to be fantastic.
That’s why “Home and Garden” will NEVER be scratch and sniff.
That’s love.
Also disproves that stupid stereotype that a woman need merely mention menstruation to render any men in hearing range catatonic with discomfort. It’s just something that womens’ bodies do. Human bodies do icky things sometimes, but you learn to deal. Changing your tampon cannot have been any worse than changing a diaper.