Questions Only

Just like the game played in Whose Line is It Anyway?, we the players have a conversation in which only questions are used. Questions must be answered with a question.

One sentence only. No cheating by using semicolons. No answering with the same sentence repeated. (And you don’t necessarily have to answer the question straight up; you can answer the question, “Who do you think you are?” by replying, “Who do you think I am?”)

I’ll start us off.
Look, are you just toying with me, or what?

Why would you ask that?

Who wants to know?

What’s it to you?

Do you really want to know?

Would I ask if I didn’t?

Would you?

Can you think of a reason I wouldn’t ?

That would depend on your attitude, wouldn’t it?

Is there a problem with my attitude?

What do you think?

Who has a problem with my attitude?

Is it her?

Her who?

You know her?

Who doesnt know her?

Is there anyone here who doesn’t know her?

Is that “know” as in biblically know?

The fuck you say?

Why would I say ‘the fuck’?