Do you fit in your cubbyhole?
Are you suggesting I partake too often of Madame Pepperwinkle’s fine cooking?
Are you suggesting I regularly insult people?
Are you inferring I am implying you may be suggesting I am … where was I?
Weren’t you going to recommend a nice game of chess?
Oh, what versions do you play?
Is there more than one?
Have you ever heard of Knight’s Chess, Chinese Chess, Shogi Chess, Vulcan Chess or Fairy Chess?
Is Knight’s Chess anything like the Knight’s tour?
Would you believe a negative answer to that question?
Are you insinuating that I am close minded?
Why are you so quick to take umbrage?
Why are you so intrusive?
Isn’t that the nature of this game?
Oh…um…does that necessitate that the questions be so personal?
Why do you want to know?
Aren’t you curious?
If I wasn’t curious, would I be on the SDMB?
Do you think Ive been here long enough to answer that?
Do you realize your Join Date is about a year and half earlier than mine?