Would Joe Camel walk a mile for a cigarette? How about for a female camel?
Wouldn’t he gallop a mile for a female camel, assuming he’s not gay?
One hump or two?
What’s that, dromedary or bactrian? Or, wait a minute, is it the other way around?
If he’s galloping for a female camel, wouldn’t he want as many humps as possible?
How far could he run with his blackened cancer-ridden lungs?
How many Tareyton smokers switched instead of fought? Could they fight without hacking and wheezing while throwing punches?
Did you know that Martha Stewart was in a 1966 Tareyton ad?
https://beachpackagingdesign.com/boxvox/martha-stewart-tareyton-cigarettes
What else did she model for?
Did she model prison uniforms?
Can you model prison uniforms if you’re a model prisoner?
Hasn’t she paid her debt to society?
Is that assuming she even should have had a debt to pay?
And what’s up with her and Snoop Dogg, anyway?
What? Did I miss something?
Aren’t they, like, great pals or something? Who knew?
How could Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg become great pals?
Is it the weed?
Where did they originally meet?
Well, it had to have been in a kitchen, don’t you think?