I didn’t say you said you were, did I?
Is this turning into a bad comedy bit?
Aren’t we all one of those people who would, could, and should turn anything into a bad comedy bit?
Or shall i just speak for myself?
Why just bad comedy? Why not bad tragedy as well?
How does “tragicomic” fit into that?
Would you see a tragicomic dramady about frenimies?
Would it star Bennifer? Or are they still a thing?
Did Bennifer ever meet Brangelina?
And what if a mad scientist Frankensteined them all together?
Bennibrangiferlina?
Would anyone really be surprised if Webster’s declared that the Worst Word of 2019?
Would “sausage” be the wurst word?
Isn’t there another thread for bad puns around here somewhere?
So if they’re in this thread, we should be punished?
Isn’t being in this thread punishment enough?
Aren’t you having fun with it?
Is this the fun part? Are we having fun yet?
Are you channeling Zippy the Pinhead?
Wasn’t the full quote from Carol Burnett in Alan Alda’s The Four Seasons? Have you seen that movie?
Would you believe that I have seen the film, and that I remember that line?