Questions Only

Where are virgins, anyway?

Wasn’t there an Emerson Lake and Palmer song with seven virgins and a mule?

If you can’t be with the seven virgins and a mule you love, baby, should you love the seven virgins and a mule you’re with?

Don’t you have to go to Mexico for that kind of thing?

Wasn’t there a scene involving that in The Godfather Part II?

Isn’t that what terrorists are promised in the afterlife?

Isn’t that 72? And what good is that after you’ve fu- uh, deflowered them all?

Would that include the mule?

After 72 virgins, who would want the mule?

If you’re thirsty, wouldn’t you want a Moscow Mule?

Or a virgin cuba libre?

What if I’m not thirsty?

Maybe you’re hungry instead? Doesn’t cheesecake sound good right now?

Where can I get some?

What, there are no bakeries around you?

How do I find one?

Can’t you use Google maps to find a bakery??

Would you believe I’m not hungry any more?

Doesn’t everybody have a hungry heart?

Is that only if you’re born in the USA?