Where are virgins, anyway?
Wasn’t there an Emerson Lake and Palmer song with seven virgins and a mule?
If you can’t be with the seven virgins and a mule you love, baby, should you love the seven virgins and a mule you’re with?
Don’t you have to go to Mexico for that kind of thing?
Wasn’t there a scene involving that in The Godfather Part II?
Isn’t that what terrorists are promised in the afterlife?
Isn’t that 72? And what good is that after you’ve fu- uh, deflowered them all?
Would that include the mule?
After 72 virgins, who would want the mule?
If you’re thirsty, wouldn’t you want a Moscow Mule?
Or a virgin cuba libre?
What if I’m not thirsty?
Maybe you’re hungry instead? Doesn’t cheesecake sound good right now?
Where can I get some?
What, there are no bakeries around you?
How do I find one?
Can’t you use Google maps to find a bakery??
Would you believe I’m not hungry any more?
Doesn’t everybody have a hungry heart?
Is that only if you’re born in the USA?