Does Canadia have restaurants?
Yes, but do you know how many popular American chains have never ventured into Canada?
Doesn’t that imply that Canadians have a better chance to avoid obesity?
Well, what if I told you that we already have McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Subway, Papa John’s, Domino’s, KFC, Little Caesar’s, Perkin’s, Denny’s, Starbucks, and Ruth’s Chris, among others?
And there are our own homegrown chains: have you ever eaten at Tim Hortons, Harvey’s, Mr. Sub, Pizza Pizza, Pizza 73, Panago Pizza, Mr. Sub, Swiss Chalet, Earl’s, The Keg, or Hy’s, among others?
Do you think that, with all these choices, we have a better chance to avoid obesity?
(Hey, let’s keep this lighthearted, shall we? :))
Doesn’t Canada also offer a lower chance of dying by gun violence?
That’s how you keep it lighthearted?
Since when do I follow the rules?
Hell, why did I mention Mr. Sub twice? Could it be because I prefer Mr. Sub to Subway?
Is Mr Sub that good? You ever have a Jersey Mike’s sub?
After having Mr. Sub, why would I want any other sub?
Is there a Ms. Sub too?
Why am I now craving a sub?
A yellow one?
Do we all live in there?
Are our friends all on board?
Don’t many more of them live next door?
Next door to what?
And next door to whom?
Do you think maybe we could take our Yellow Submarine to visit the Octopus’s Garden?
Could our Yellow Submarine follow the Long and Winding Road to the Octopus’s Garden?