Are you perhaps thinking of the sort of bed known as a “four-poster?”
Would you believe I never heard that term before now?
Which term? “Four poster” or quadripost"?
Is there a halo hanging from the corner of that four poster?
Do halos hang, or do they just hover?
In your case, isn’t your halo held up by your horns? 
edspellman, I completely forgot about that song. Guess I have heard that term.
What song is that?
Isn’t that a song by some hipster band?
Which four posters here are we talking about?
Just how many posters are here?
How many posters are there?
Can I guess, like, 50?
Participating in this thread, or on the SDMB as a whole?
Is there any way to find that number?
Did Rikki lose that number?
Don’t you wanna call nobody else?
What happens if you call 867-5309?
If you know my name, can’t you look up the number?
What’s your name again?
Who wants to know?