If it weren’t for bad luck, would you have any luck at all?
Don’t you know I’m one of the luckiest guys alive?
Luckier than the dead ones?
What is your standard of criteria?
Weren’t we arguing about something else a minute ago?
Who can keep track?
We’ve gone off track?
Who’s driving this train?
Pardon me, boy, but is this the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
Can I give you a shine?
Why do you want to punch me in the eye? 
Okay, where DO you want it?
How about over there?
In Indianapolis?
Indians have a Greek city-state?
Why would a Greek city-state be in India?
Why would Greece have an Indian city-state?
Could Alexander the Great have brought it back with him on his return to Macedonia?
Wouldn’t it have been renamed Alexandria, at that?
Or maybe Alexandropolis?