What’s your beef?
I once read “Meet Me in Atlantis.”
And the question is … ?
Did he read “Meat Me In Atlantis”?
Am I the only one who kinda thinks that sounds like the title of a porno?
About the sexy adventures of a butcher who lives in Georgia?
Do people still say “porno”, or is it just “porn”?
Can’t you call it whatever you like?
Could we call it “Fred,” or should there be at least some restrictions?
NOT call it Fred? What are you, some kind of prude?
Can you call me what you like, just don’t call me late for dinner?
How many times have you actually been called late for dinner?
At what age? Are adults called late for dinner?
And have you ever been called early for dinner?
Why would anybody call me “Early”? Especially for dinner?
Would that be like calling you “Surely”?
Wasn’t that pretty obviously just a setup for an Airplane! joke? And isn’t it just as obvious that I approve?
And why should that be so obvious?
Does an airplane really look like a big Tylenol?
How about some coffee, Johnny?