Can you imagine Swordsman vs. Vampires vs. Monsters vs. Aliens?
Can you imagine Swordsman, Vampires, Monsters and Aliens vs. the Lost Boys?
Does that remind anybody else of a pro wrestling event?
How about WWE wrestlers vs Cowboys vs Aliens?
How does one appropriately respond to that?
What if nobody responds to that?
Since when has any response that we’ve given been “appropriate”?
Why would anyone ever want to be appropriate?
Are you asking me? ME?
Who else could I ask?
Could you ask Miss Manners?
Does she have an iphone?
Couldn’t she have an Android?
What if she has a landline?
Couldn’t you just snail-mail her?
What if we mailed her snails?
Is that assuming she likes escargot?
Have you ever seen an S car go?
Does a Model T count?
Can any car actually count?