Doesn’t the Dope deal in questions? What could we possibly be not ready for?
What are you expecting?
Hold on a minute, aren’t some questions better left unasked?
Does that include your own question?
If these questions are unasked, does that mean they don’t exist?
Could we put them in a box along with Schroedinger’s cat?
Well, can you tell me if it’s dead or not?
Odd, but would you believe I just the other day asked a librarian for a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat, and she said it rang a bell, but she didn’t know if it was there or not?
Was the librarian salivating?
What woman does not salivate when I am standing before her?
What woman does? 
Does it depend on whether you’re standing erect?
How should one respond to that?
With a standing… ovation?
Folks, didn’t Ed do a good job at getting us out of that one?
Didn’t I now?
Should we give him a round of applause?
Should we all have a round of drinks first?
Didya know that’s the best idea I’ve heard all day?
How many really good ideas have you heard today?