Did he link to that picture as a distraction from the topic at hand?
What if Keira Knightley serves us all drinks?
ed, did you know that P&P (from which that photo is indeed taken) is my favorite Keira Knightley movie? And Spoons, you wouldn’t object to her serving us all drinks, would you?
Why would I object? Don’t you think that that is something I’d look forward to?
But what if Natalie Portman was the one who served the drinks, but we never knew because of how much they look alike?
Why don’t we try that out? Who is going to call these ladies?
Could you?
Got a dime for the pay phone?
Doesn’t a pay phone cost more than a dime nowadays? And can you even find a pay phone?
Would you believe there’s a pay phone a one-minute walk from where I live?
Why would you make such a thing up?
When was the last time you used a pay phone?
Can I even remember that far back?
Early onset dementia?
What did pay phones charge for a call, when they were discontinued?
I think, maybe a quarter?
Who said anything about “early”?
When would it be too late to have early-onset dementia, anyway?
Where would I be without my dementia?
Must we discuss dementia?