How did I know you’d say that?
Has he said such a thing before?
What if he is a she?
Haven’t we moved beyond outmoded binary gender models, regardless of how the name of a two-time presidential candidate is pronounced?
Then may I call you, Ma’am?
Do you mean a telephone call?
Do people in your century still use telephones?
How can you tell that I’m old?
Can’t we be pretty much whatever age we want when we post on the Dope?
So I can be 20 again?
Did you know that I always thought that 35 would be the perfect age to stop aging?
How about 30 instead?
That’s not a bad age to be, and stay, innit?
Can I return to 200? That was the best age, don’t you find?
Are you serious, or just having us on?
How old do you think he is?
How long do people usually live in your century?
Which century? Twentieth, twenty-first…?
What century are we in right now? Is it not the 24th?
Where’s Buck Rogers when you really need him?