Is it true, as Mrs. Parker also asserted, that men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses?
Then why is glasses porn such a thing (or, er, so I’ve been told)?
So, are we to believe you’ve not seen any glasses porn?
Would you be able to point us to some?
double post?
Do you need glasses in order to properly see glasses porn?
Couldn’t you look for porn yourself?
Where would I find that?
Have you heard, perchance, of “the Internet”?
Is that different from the “Intertubes”?
The information superhighway?
Or superduper-highway?
And how does the World Wide Web fit into all this?
Does the WWW fit into it, or is the WWW laid on top of it?
Ever look at WWW and think, “World War W”?
No, have you?
Would I have brought it up if I didn’t?
What happened in World Wars A through V?
And when did they stop numbering them?
Maybe they’re secret wars?
After people got tired of counting?