Questions Only

Are we not men?

Are we Devo?

Are we wearing inverted flowerpots and yellow jumpsuits?

Are we wearing nothing but barrels held up by suspenders?

With everybody stuck at home, who would know if we weren’t?

Couldn’t we go on Zoom and show people our outfits?

Are we not wearing pants?

Is anyone else just wearing gym shorts and a tee shirt?

Do you have to belong to gym to have gym shorts?

Should I feel overdressed in jeans, socks, and a polo shirt?

What makes me think that that’s not even a summer outfit in Alberta?

Does this mean you need parkas in Canada year round, even in summer?

Do Canadian women not wear sleeveless dresses because they are not allowed to bare arms?

Doesn’t that seem a little Provincial?

Has nobody else here ever spent a summer in Canada?

How does it differ from winter?

I’ve been to Canada only in summer. I’ve even performed onstage in Montreal. Does that count?

Pretty far South in Canada, and he’s added statements. Is he taking too much latitude?

Anyone got an astrolabe handy, so we can check his latitude and longitude?

Can I make a crude astrolabe out of my orrery?