Lockdown or no lockdown, is it a surprise that some of us are still busy?
Does that include you, or are you just being coy?
Are we finished with lisping now?
That wasn’t so hard, now, was it?
If we’re finished lisping, can we do facial ticks now?
Do you really want a tick on your face?
Aren’t you afraid of getting Lyme Disease?
Isn’t getting Lyme Disease from a tick just all tock?
If you give a nerd a kitschy Polynesian souvenir, does that produce a techie with a tacky Tiki?
Tacky Tiki? So we’re talking Don Ho now?
It’s only a matter of time before someone makes a “Tiny Bubbles” joke, right?
Who you callin’ a ho?
Is Don Ho “sleeping with the fishes” now?
Was he part of the Hawaiian mob?
Wasn’t he part of the Horny Old Ladies mob?
Don Ho was a horny old lady?
Or maybe he was mobbed by horny old ladies?
Did he do anything other than “Tiny Bubbles”?
Well, he had to have eaten, slept, walked, talked, breathed and stuff, right?
Didn’t he star on “Hawaii Five-Ho”?