Howzabout ‘Shirley’?
Was she the one in tan shoes?
Is she still sniffing glue?
Oh, you didn’t hear?
Would it help if I told you that I did?
Are you being smart?
Want to see my SAT scores?
How does one deliver unpleasant news in the most pleasant of manners?
May I suggest a singing telegram?
Do they still have those?
How about a nice Stripogram?
Cool, is your wife still doing those?
Is that really any of your beeswax?
You got some beeswax?
So, your wife stripes things with beeswax?
Well then, how about a nice Candystriper?
Does that involve peppermint candy?
(Off-game: I actually don’t know what a candystriper is.)
Can I have a Candy Stripper instead?
Are you biting off more than you can chew?
Are your eyes bigger than your stomach?