A cartoonist?
And a Hollywood screenwriter?
And a hard boiled detective whose brother was killed by a falling piano?
Was the falling piano being delivered by Laurel & Hardy?
Which is more lethal, a falling piano or a falling anvil?
Do you know any falling piano survivors? And if you do, could you drop them a note?
Would that note say “Free Birdseed”?
Pianos? Anvils? What, no love for falling safes?
May I interest you in a catalog of exciting products from the Acme Corp.?
Does that include rocket skates?
Don’t you know that those have been among their many varied offerings since 1949?
How does the Acme Company stay in business?
Quantity?
Where else do you go for dehydrated boulders, or earthquake pills? Amazon?
Does Acme still carry the rocket-powered roller skates?
Didn’t I just ask about the skates yesterday?
Did you get an answer?
Is Wile E. Coyote the only one who has the Acme catalog?
If I offered to show you a copy in post 21999, doesn’t that presuppose that Mr. Coyote isn’t the only one?
Do they make memory-enhancement pills?