Aren’t all the questions on this thread rhetorical questions?
You mean, you didn’t really all want to know more about Acme products?
Since the Acme Co. is fictional, is it also rhetorical?
The Acme Company is fictional? So who else can fulfil our needs for earthquake pills and dehydrated boulders?
Have they worked as well for you as they have for Mr. Coyote?
Ah, but did he know how to use them correctly?
I wonder – do they come with instructions? Are there YouTube videos on how to use, say, dehydrated boulders without hurting yourself?
Have you looked? We’re not supposed to do your homework for you, are we?
Are there courses in how to use earthquake pills correctly? Are they online?
Why would you ask that? Don’t you know that every fact and instruction (true or otherwise) lies in the Internet (prolly on YouTube)?
That’s just part of the wonder and glory of the Internet Age, innit?
Are these questions just part of the pileup on the information superhighway, then?
Was that information superhighway pileup caused by Acme earthquake pills?
These days, isn’t it more like a misinformation superhighway?
Perhaps, but do you think we’ll ever get tired of it?
“Ever” is a big word, isn’t it?
How can a word with only four letters be big?
Could that word be “huge”?
Spoons, are you doing a crossword puzzle?
There’s a word with three u’s in it. Is it unusual?