Considering GRRM’s kill rate (he can’t use Twitter anymore, he’s killed 140 characters), isn’t it the theme of the books?
Does Stephen King really do any better?
Why is Stephen King so popular?
Can he really Carrie a novel well these days?
Cujo be more specific, please?
Isn’t he no longer a really hard cell?
Do you find his novels a perfect misery?
When it comes to best Stephen King pun, do you think my Cujo joke is in the Running, Man?
Shouldn’t someone take a stand in desperation against this shining mist of puns?
Do you think I quail at your dark towering presence?
Will you able to carrie your rage all the way through the night shift?
Tell me, was Delores born in the sea or was Delores Claiborne; and what of Rose, does Rose Madder?
How do you do that?
Didn’t I tell you it was years of practice?
Yeah, yeah, except…Are you sure you mentioned the ‘years’ part, or the ‘practice’ part?
Which post was “IT”?
Are we certain that was in this thread?
Well, would you open the door and look for it? It seems Tommyknockers are good for doors, don’t you agree?
So we’re still on King?
If you look, do you see that except for 2254, I never left?