Questions Only

Where DID I park my time machine?

Was it the blue box in the back, or that particle accelerator in the handicap spot?

I thought they were black boxes, or are those just in planes?

Is Jack black? Oooh, is that racist?

But who is Jack Schitt, and why does everyone remind me I don’t know him?

Wasn’t that two questions, Didact?

Errrr…Did I slip up?

Was that a statement and a question?

Who are you to be so pedantic?

Isn’t a penchant for precision a prime prerequisite for Dopers?

Is it a curse or a gift?

Isn’t it both?

Could it be?

Why not?

How now?

Boo who?

Boola boola?

Is that a farm pun?

I take you aren’t familiar with old college cheers?

Is the head of a department in college who has been there for a while an old college chair?