Where DID I park my time machine?
Was it the blue box in the back, or that particle accelerator in the handicap spot?
I thought they were black boxes, or are those just in planes?
Is Jack black? Oooh, is that racist?
But who is Jack Schitt, and why does everyone remind me I don’t know him?
Wasn’t that two questions, Didact?
Errrr…Did I slip up?
Was that a statement and a question?
Who are you to be so pedantic?
Isn’t a penchant for precision a prime prerequisite for Dopers?
Is it a curse or a gift?
Isn’t it both?
Could it be?
Why not?
How now?
Boo who?
Boola boola?
Is that a farm pun?
I take you aren’t familiar with old college cheers?
Is the head of a department in college who has been there for a while an old college chair?