Would the line form a puntacle, a puntagram or a puntagon?
Well, if it did, it wouldn’t exactly be a line, now would it?
Well, wouldn’t it be a PUNchline?
Or a pun in the face?
And do you realize I have not yet begun to pun such lengths and breadths of literature as Peter Pun, Punocchio, Punrod & Sam, a Punnecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court and the Scarlet Punpernel?
And with this thrust of as yet unmatched repartee, do you end your end your refrain?
Uh… what?
It was a bit much to be a good reference to the Scarlet Pimpernel, wasn’t it?
Oh, should I have used the Crimson Pimpernel, then?
Why would you find a Crimson Pimple impressive?
Ok, why didn’t you want me to use the Scarlet one? Is it at the cleaners?
Am I drunk or is that two questions?
Is that an either/or question, or can they both be true?
That depends, how many caesium atoms have you got?
Regular or menthol?
Is that akin to being alive or dead?
Do you want our new filtered zombie caesium atoms, now in lemon-lime?
Am I the only one who prefers a simple craemium flavor?
And did you want that in a glass, a mug, or in the antigrav room?
Does that come with a straw?