Who do you think would savor the 3000th post?
Do people really notice the post numbers that much?
What, we’re supposed to look at the pictures?
Where’s the “like” button?
Or an “I Like Ike” button?
Do you know how much an original one of those sells for?
How much you got?
On me right now? About eight bucks; and you?
Would you believe a couple thousand baht?
So about $60 bucks or so, huh?
Do you have a special rate for me?
If I had such a button, don’t you know I would?
Say, what are you trying to pull, the old bait and switch?
Weren’t you the one offering that for sale back in #2987?
How could that be when the year over here is only 2556?
Do you have a time machine?
Don’t you know Buddhist years?
Well, no, but don’t you know if you hum a few bars I can fake it?
Can you sing solo? Solo I can’t hear it?
Can you sing tenor? Tenor twelve notes off?