Is that a euphemism for voting incumbents out of office?
Didn’t we just have the election last year?
We get only one?
You want a do-over?
You mean as badly as Al Gore?
Didn’t he invert the internet?
Hasn’t he been misquoted long enough about that?
How long has it been, in meters?
Could I tell you in smoots instead?
How many smoots does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Just one?
Is that a new record?
Haven’t you switched to CDs yet?
CDs? Doesn’t everybody use MP3’s now?
Do you know how much I still miss eight-tracks?
Do you yearn for cuneiform tablets instead of email, too?
Are those like Android tablets?
Do you take two and call your doctor in the morning?
Is that Dr. Fidelius, Dr. Deth, Dr. Jackson, Doc Cathode or some other Doper Doc I don’t recall right now?
Is it Doc Hollywood, maybe?