Don’t you know that’s probably the funniest thing I’ll read all day?
Do you know how sad that sounds?
Would it sound better on a Bose?
Isn’t everything better on a Ritz?
Are you puttin’ on the Ritz?
When the Russian president checks into a Western hotel, is he Putin in the Ritz?
Are you sharp today or what?
You mean tonight?
Within this 24-hour period?
And if the Russian leader’s people make all the arrangements, are they puttin’ Putin in the Ritz?
If they resurrect an old playright, would that be Pushkin in the Ritz?
Is Fred Astaire spinning in his grave yet?
Didn’t he start when Taco recorded it?
Wasn’t that the Cisco Kid’s sidekick, or horse?
Do you mean Pancho or Diablo?
Could I be thinking of Jimmy Changa?
You could, but why? Why?
Hey, wasn’t that two questions?
Isn’t reiteration for rhetorical emphasis allowed?
Really? You think so?