Well, was SHE in Afghanistan?
Maybe the butler did it?
So it’s true they also serve who only stand and wait?
Could she have closed her eyes and though of Jolly Ol’?
Unless she was having a jolly big O?
With her good friend Roger?
Who better to roger her jollily?
I dunno, where on the body is her “jollily”?
Isn’t it between her Carvel’s ring and her tuzzy-muzzy?
She was doing Carvel too? :eek:
Do you know the story of Ham Carvel, the doctor?
Is it similar to a story 'bout a man named Jed?
Have you heard that Ham Carvel was a jealous old doctor with a young wife who had a dream in which the Devil gave him a ring and told him that as long as he wore the ring his wife would be faithful, and when Carvel awoke that morning his finger was firmly up his wife’s euphemism?
Was he the old guy who, when warned that him having sex at that age could be fatal, said his young bride would just have to take her chances?
Or the old guy who complained his wife wasn’t pregnant so his doctor told him to take in a young border and several months later the old guy said he was glad to report that his wife was pregnant, and so is the border?
Maybe that was just a misconception?
Who would labor so falsely at that?
Should they be sent to their womb?
Are we going to do these ovary and ovary and ovary again?
Well, can you make an omelet without breaking a few eggs?