Is “fap” an acronym for Fist Action Pumping?
How do I treat a hemlock overdose (need answer fast!)?
Uh, keep breathing and call 911? (Don’t see any quick answers on the Internet.)
What if I have no phone?
Can you e-mail 911?
Or write a letter?
You mean: “My Dear 911, I am having an immediately urgent emergency and may die in moments. Please excuse the sloppy handwriting. Yours, sincerely…”?
Could it be a slow-acting poison?
You mean like nicotine?
Or Republicans?
Does GOP mean Gradually Operating Poison?
Didn’t you know the first reference was in the Congressional Record, as Gallant Old Party?
Isn’t that what They’d like you to believe?
Just another example of The Man keepin’ us down, eh?
Aren’t we all under their big thumb?
Or some other digit?
Can you digit?
Did you know counting on one’s fingers was the original digit-al calculator?
I thought they used Mr. Magoo; or was that Jim Abacus?
Did you know the bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn’t count on it?