Isn’t that what minions are for?
Isn’t the whole point of their existence to drive people around the bend?
What’s around the bend?
What is round when you bend? 
Are you trying to make an ass out of me?
Would you like to play the role of Nick Bottom?
Is there any way this can end well?
Would waking up in the middle of the woods a good enough ending for you?
Do you mean waking up with morning wood?
Is that like a golf club?
Do you often bogie?
Do you tee off with yours?
Don’t you love the dimples?
Are we talking fore play now?
Is there such a thing as post play?
Isn’t that afterglow?
Were you in the rough?
Would you believe a hole in one?
If a person who normally never posts in this thread comes in and asks a question that has nothing to do with the question before it, what happens?
You skipped reading the terms and conditions didn’t you?