Did you deliberately use your screen name just now?
Would it be warranted if I wielded my winkle?
What, pray tell, is a winkle?
Ah, winkle, short for per·i·win·kle noun \ˈper-i-ˌwiŋ-kəl\ 1: any of several trailing or woody evergreen herbs of the dogbane family: as a (1) : a European creeper (Vinca minor) widely cultivated as a ground cover and for its blue or white flowers —called also myrtle (2) : a trailing plant (Vinca major) with large blue flowers that is used as a ground cover and in window boxes, (3) : a child’s term for a penis, or don’t you believe in Merriam-Webster?
Er, what was the question?
How ya doin’?
How am I doing … what?
Okay… How ya doin’, sir?
Don’t you know I only do madams?
As in: “That Sam Madam, that Sam Madam, he only does that Sam Madam”?
What can I say?
And in how many languages?
Isn’t cunnilinguality the language of the universe?
Isn’t that the original tongue twister?
Can you believe this is the 3355th post in this thread, for chrissakes?
Since some threads are getting close to 1,000,000 views, is there room in the menu fields for numbers that high?
Is this gonna be like Y2K all over again?
You mean all worry and no wow?
You mean like herpes?
Or even hispes?