Is the Constitution out in 3D now?
You do mean the S. S. Constitution, right?
Is there any other?
Have you heard of… the Enterprise?
How could I hear of something that’s in the future?
How’d you know it’s from the future, then?
Is this a time-travel conundrum, like that time I killed my grandfather before I was born?
Have you already served that sentence, or did you postpone it a couple of centuries?
Can I plead temporal insanity?
Do you think we can’t see that?
Isn’t it a case that he’s sane as long as we see him, and otherwise, well, out of sight, out of mind?
Do you know this reminds me of the time I walked into my shrink’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap, and he told me, “I can clearly see your nuts”?
So you’ve been shrink-wrapped?
Hasn’t everyone?
If you think you’re a set of curtains, should you see a psychiatrist or just try to pull yourself together?
Couldn’t you just quietly hang around?
Are we cut from the same cloth?
May I assume that your last name is Tailor?
Maybe his middle name is Tailor and his last name is Coleridge?
Why are you such an albatross around my neck?