Didn’t he buy his castle from a fat nobleman because he heard he could get a hefty viscount?
Do you realize that was a bloody awful pun?
Was Dracula a hemophiliac?
You mean he wouldn’t bite gay people?
If a gay person suffer an amnesia, would he still be gay?
Why not?
Would you suffer amnesia and forget you were heterosexual?
Isn’t that an awfully personal question?
Are you uncomfortable with personal questions?
Got any birthday plans? (Happy day tomorrow, BTW!)
No, what do you think I should do on my birthday?
Do you have a special suit for that day?
Enjoy it?
Party like it’s 1999?
Kick Loki’s butt?
Have a fire extinguisher handy for all those birthday candles, just in case?
Have many happy returns of the day?
Has it gotten yet to where the candles cost more than the cake?
Would someone be kind enough to greet me happy un-birthday?
Is that like the undead?